Got No Time To Pray? Let The Internet Do It For You!

We now live in the digital age. This fast paced lifestyle has transformed our lives dramatically in only a span of a few years. Our time is now divided into so many responsibilities that we barely have time for anything nowadays.

Good thing the internet provides for everything nowadays! No time to go to the grocery, we can order them online and have it delivered at our doorstep. Too lazy to cook or go out to eat? Order online and get it delivered in an hour's time! Too lazy to go to work? There are now zillions of work-at-home jobs where all we need is an internet connection.

And got no time to pray? The internet can now do it for you! :D Courtesy of http://www.informationageprayer.com/index.html

Whether you're Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or have an unaffiliated religion, this site can pray for you at an affordable fee! They even have special deals where you can get a prayer package only for less than 5 USD! Woohoo!

Not convinced? Here are the reasons why we should engage in their services!

So why wait for the price of prayers to increase? Subscribe now and use the power of the internet to help you go to Heaven (whichever Heaven you belong to)!

layman

PS. We live in a f*cked up world...*sigh* If I were God, I'd immediately send the person who had the audacity to make this website straight to hell.