Good thing the internet provides for everything nowadays! No time to go to the grocery, we can order them online and have it delivered at our doorstep. Too lazy to cook or go out to eat? Order online and get it delivered in an hour's time! Too lazy to go to work? There are now zillions of work-at-home jobs where all we need is an internet connection.
And got no time to pray? The internet can now do it for you! :D Courtesy of http://www.informationageprayer.com/index.html
Whether you're Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or have an unaffiliated religion, this site can pray for you at an affordable fee! They even have special deals where you can get a prayer package only for less than 5 USD! Woohoo!
Not convinced? Here are the reasons why we should engage in their services!
So why wait for the price of prayers to increase? Subscribe now and use the power of the internet to help you go to Heaven (whichever Heaven you belong to)!layman
PS. We live in a f*cked up world...*sigh* If I were God, I'd immediately send the person who had the audacity to make this website straight to hell.
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Oh wow. this is really f****d up. Come to think of it, we have women who do the "padasal" over at Quiapo... so this is a more "high-tech" version I guess. But the whole idea paying for prayers is just absolutely ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteFully automated e-tickets to hell will definitely come in handy.
hahaha! not a bad idea! that'll be really handy for guys like chavit singson! :D an e-ticket to hell + birthday bash in hell package. nice. :D
ReplyDeletelayman